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Things you can expect to hear
Date: 2006/03/05 02:51	By: BATMAN	Status:

Here's a short list of some of the things that you can expect to hear when you come out of the closet to your friends.

-"YAY! NOW I HAVE A GAY FRIEND!"
-"...oh."
-"How long have you been gay?"
-"So who do you like?"
-"Do you have a boyfriend?"
-"Nuh-uh! Shut up! You're kidding!" (Or some variation)
-"That's cool, I have a gay (insert family member like uncle or cousin)"
-"So you like boys?" (Respond with: "That's kind of what gay means...")
-"REALLY!? So what do you think of (insert name of fairly attractive friend of the same gender as you)?" (If you are presented with this kind of situation, I advise that you lie your head off and deny any attraction to this person)
-"What made you want to be gay?" (A proper response to this would be a violent physical paddle beating)
-"Why didn't you TELL ME?" (Answer with: "what am I doing right now?")
-"Do your parents know?" (if yes, expect "How do they feel?")
-"I don't have any problems with gay people, as long as they don't hit on me or anything." (respond with some hysterically funny comment about how you would never hit on someone like that person)
-"I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!" (go into anti-stereotype speech mode)
-"LET'S GO SHOPPING!!" (go into anti-stereotype speech mode and then go shopping)

Post edited by: BATMAN, at: 2006/03/05 20:45

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