Earlier today, an American Teenage girl shot and killed "God". The world is throwing a party tomorrow afternoon. Said teenager was found guilty by the Christians, but charges have been dropped due to lack of evidence that "God" exists.
More on this story tonight at ten.
wish this was true
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/03/01 00:50
By: chemical_flare
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/03/01 07:45
By: Kasper
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Very interesting post. Well, not the content itself, but what it may imply and tell about you and your beliefs, or at least humor. Would you care to explain/elaborate?
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/03/02 01:45
By: willowman2005
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hmmm well it all started as joke between me and my friendwe dont have faith in "god" the point was to see peoples reactions to see if many are the same...i believe in many aspects of beliefs...but just not "god" im afraid.
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/03/02 02:02
By: Rapidrat
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...hmmm..amusing xD
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/08/26 13:33
By: hoody47
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LOL i like the 'lack of evidence that god exists' bit!
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/08/26 18:35
By: chemical_flare
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...someone call CSI?
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/11/17 21:38
By: Mike2943
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lol I wish that was true, and its funnier because a girl shot "him" not a man hahahaha. if that did happen I would party it up hahaha Being Forgotten is worse then death
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/11/30 18:57
By: BravoLima
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'The key witnesses in the hearing against the teenager were not fit to testify as a psychiatrist diagnosed them as 'intrinsically illusional', many of the witnesses claiming they believed in invisible men with wings that fly around and help people.
One witness in particular, who cannot be named due to the fact he's a complete fuck-tard was assessed as having the intellectual maturity of an average 5yo child after confessing that he talked to a conspicuous 'being' whom he could not identify as he believed the entity to be beyond human comprehension. The key psychiatrist in the case likened the afflicted individual to a child having an invisible friend, or a 'fairy GOD-mother'.
The judge criticised the prosecutor's claims that to prove the individual in question of being murdered exists one must simply 'have faith' that the individual does exist. The judge exclaimed to a discombobulated court that the prosecutor was using a deceitful 'circular-logic', or illogic as the honourable Judge Judas said, continuing by then explaining to the court what the word discombobulated actually means.
The church has since dropped charges and is pursuing other avenues due to a lack of funds to continue with costly court proceedings. A church spokesman issued the following statement, 'now we have no one to call God we have no one to give... uhh, donate funds to the church, consequently we have no more money to follow with the proceedings. Consequently, many key figures of the church have recently spent alot of money of material items for women, as now they're free to... well... you know, do it with a female. This, tied in with the fact that so many key figures of the church have also been sued for child molestation, the church is finding it very difficult to appropriate funds at this time.'
You can find more, if you make it up. You should always respect one's religious beliefs, however imaginary friends, delusional behaviour, a belief in a two thousand year old folk-lore should be treated by a professional.
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Re:*NEWSFLASH* AMERICAN TEENAGER KILLS GOD
Date: 2007/11/30 18:58
By: BravoLima
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'The key witnesses in the hearing against the teenager were not fit to testify as a psychiatrist diagnosed them as 'intrinsically illusional', many of the witnesses claiming they believed in invisible men with wings that fly around and help people.
One witness in particular, who cannot be named due to the fact he's a complete fuck-tard was assessed as having the intellectual maturity of an average 5yo child after confessing that he talked to a conspicuous 'being' whom he could not identify as he believed the entity to be beyond human comprehension. The key psychiatrist in the case likened the afflicted individual to a child having an invisible friend, or a 'fairy GOD-mother'.
The judge criticised the prosecutor's claims that to prove the individual in question of being murdered exists one must simply 'have faith' that the individual does exist. The judge exclaimed to a discombobulated court that the prosecutor was using a deceitful 'circular-logic', or illogic as the honourable Judge Judas said, continuing by then explaining to the court what the word discombobulated actually means.
The church has since dropped charges and is pursuing other avenues due to a lack of funds to continue with costly court proceedings. A church spokesman issued the following statement, 'now we have no one to call God we have no one to give... uhh, donate funds to the church, consequently we have no more money to follow with the proceedings. Consequently, many key figures of the church have recently spent alot of money of material items for women, as now they're free to... well... you know, do it with a female. This, tied in with the fact that so many key figures of the church have also been sued for child molestation, the church is finding it very difficult to appropriate funds at this time.'
You can find more, if you make it up. You should always respect one's religious beliefs, however imaginary friends, delusional behaviour, a belief in a two thousand year old folk-lore should be treated by a professional.
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