i for one cant sit down and pee when hard.....prop the same for others with big cocks and bending it hurts like hell. i usually pop one off if it wont go down, cus it takes a while for me to get soft.....specially with mornin wood, lol
and u usually have to piss when you wake up......so i make the most of it,
If you have 9" or more it can be quite difficult. You cant sit, or it touches the toilet (dirty). If you stand. it shoots all over, very little getting into the bowl.
What I usually do is PEE OUT THE WINDOW !! Just make sure nobody is below.
(just kidding...LOL)
QUOTE: i for one cant sit down and pee when hard.....prop the same for others with big cocks :P and bending it hurts like hell. i usually pop one off if it wont go down, cus it takes a while for me to get soft.....specially with mornin wood, lol
and u usually have to piss when you wake up......so i make the most of it, :evil:
I so agree with this guy! when i wake up in the mornin with a massive bona i ALWAYS just go 2 the toilet and have a wank. actually everytime i get a bona watchin a movie or sumfing and i can't go have a wank in my room i go 2 the toilet coz u have a cok rag (toilet papa) and no one is gonna walk in on u.
oki guys, if this is gonna be about masturbation im gonna delete this thread, i let this thread go because it wasnt that sexualy explicit, but if it starts becoming that way i will have no hesitations in killing this thread
QUOTE: I just wait for my boner to go down, if it takes too long, then I get a wash cloth soaked in cold water and put it on my boner, that gets it down. :ohmy:
BRR!!! I just think of a really...heavy girl doing a strip tease and I'm down in a matter of 2 or 3 minutes... I'm not kidding!
OMG don't you see? Stand with your back against the cistern and lean the torso forward about 70-90 degrees to your legs so that the penis points down into the bowl without much manipulation (no not that kind of manipulation), that you happen to be straddling. Hold in place if erection wants to move while you are peeing. Problem solved! Amazing, all you have to do it think of abnormal toileting positions lol
QUOTE: I just wait for my boner to go down, if it takes too long, then I get a wash cloth soaked in cold water and put it on my boner, that gets it down. :ohmy:
BRR!!! I just think of a really...heavy girl doing a strip tease and I'm down in a matter of 2 or 3 minutes...:P I'm not kidding!
QUOTE: I just wait for my boner to go down, if it takes too long, then I get a wash cloth soaked in cold water and put it on my boner, that gets it down. :ohmy:
BRR!!! I just think of a really...heavy girl doing a strip tease and I'm down in a matter of 2 or 3 minutes...:P I'm not kidding!
I generally think of burning corpses. And dying children.
Sad was always better than gross for me in getting over arousal.
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and bending it hurts like hell. i usually pop one off if it wont go down, cus it takes a while for me to get soft.....specially with mornin wood, lol
