Not now Ive gotta headache - best mate who thought i was jokin
Still waiting for you to laugh in my face and say ur jokin - Another mate 2 weeks later
You cant be gay, look at Glen (very camp lad) then look at you - Quite a few people
Your too macho to be gay - why thank you

Then when finally people accepted I was (still a few who think im still takin the piss);

Come with me now, I'll make you straight - No thanks love (random girl in the school)
You give or recieve? - Give me your bank details was the reply
Whats Lee and a radiator got in common......both get turned on by nobs - Said in light heart of course
And all that soppy your still the same person stuff.

Oh this one tickled me, good old Paul fat head shouts out (to the tune "when a man loves a woman" - When a man loves Lee Holman (my name obviously). Made me chuckle