
my close friend said "michael! you would make such a pretty girl!" and then my other friend rachelle said "so that's why (wink wink nudge nudge poke poke SMASH SMASH)" and my best friend said "are you part lesbian as well?"
no i'm kidding, my friends were just being girls so they said "i'm so glad you told me!"
how boring! if only one of them would say "so now you can touch my boobies!"
