Uh-Oh... Something RANDOM? Please...

Okay Jake, start:
Someone: "how are you, Jake?"
Jake: "Mhhmfjkkdfldfgoerkkkkkkkk, good i fguess"
Someone: "Are you okay?"
Jake: "Yeah, yes, absolutely fine of the brain of the halves... who?"
Someone: "Okay... Are you sure?"
Jake: "Something 'bout demonic emagic orange... I'll resite it for you...

>>A movement is accomplished in six stages
>>And the seventh brings return.
>>The seven is the number of the young light
>>It forms when darkness is increased by one.
>>Change returns success
>>Going and coming without error.
>>Action brings good fortune.
>>Sunset.

>>The time is with the month of winter solstice
>>When the change is due to come.
>>Thunder in the other course of heaven.
>>Things cannot be destroyed once and for all.
>>Change returns success
>>Going and coming without error.
>>Action brings good fortune.
>>Sunset, sunrise.

>>A movement is accomplished in six stages
>>And the seventh brings return.
>>The seven is the number of the young light
>>It forms when darkness is increased by one.
>>Change returns success
>>Going and coming without error.
>>Action brings good fortune.
>>Sunset, sunrise."
Someone: "Okay..."
Jake: "Mmljjkjkduioerut......... ..... ..... .... Yeah, I'll have to go get those shoes out of cellar... I'll come back later... Goodbye, for now"
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I really enjoy the number 6.02 X10^23.... That's a mole for you.<br /><br />Post edited by: Syddy02, at: 2007/10/07 16:52

Eat that one for randomness!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

peanut butter rocks my jocks and banana peels r actually really slippery aha

splinters are the devil.

OMG the sugababes are number one again 'can we bring yesterday back around' why am i singing sugababes

Bonjour,
Bonjour,
Ca va?
Oui ca va bien et toi?

drunken skunk loves the funk on the radio, not like those other skunks that sit on their lazy asses and watch tv. damn those skunks maby there should be a giant T-rex in Elmo's world i dont know why but just that there should be one cause then Elmo can beat down the rival gangs in sesamy st with his new buddy rexie. hum on that note has anyone ever pushed oscar the grouch down a hill in his bin caus that would be funny just like that hippo one time. hum where did i put that cheese oh thats right i put it in a very safe place its on the floor in the roof guarded by a metal spring and wood i hope that will save my precious cheese from being eaten. hum eaten i havent had any food since brunch and now its 9:41 pm oh well i wonder if i can eat that hippo or cardboard whatever. Ohhh (insert chicken fight between peter and chicken here). any who well im spent, well not really i could keep typing but no one will read this tripe oh sorry i meant shit. now where did i put that heart?

I like mines with less ketchup cuz i would have to go to the airport

I'm a door to door salesman, thats sells doors. Door to door!

CRAB PASTE!!