Always love it when the word " Fudgepacker " comes up in conversation, such a disgusting word, yet somehow hilarious

the ones i got were
"so who do you like then"
"wow thats a surprise"
"na your just joking"
(in the middle of culloden battle site) "YOU?!?" (whilst them pointing at me)

the last one was

(silence)

Ha
The Best Kind Is When You Come Out And People Are Crazily Supportive

When I First Came Out To My Like My Very Best Girly Friend She Was Like "Oh right.... That's Cool. I Totally Get It Cos My Mum's A Lesbian"

That Really Threw Me lol

I Should Have Sort Of Worked It Out Seeing As Her Mum's Girlfriend Is Always Round
Ah Well Guess I'm Just Shit At Working Out The Obvious

"Aww, i've always wanted a gay best friend! "


Got that the first time i ever came out to someone O.o wasn't what i expected to hear.

my faves would be
"OMG i knew it"
"i figured...you can still grab my ass" from one of my best guy friends
"shutup, you cant be serious" from another one of my guy friends who happens to be gay and i had to go on for about another 15-20 minutes to convince him that i wasn ot joking with him...lol
oh and the "well that explans alot" lol

"Cool."
"Mazal Tov. I can meet with you on thursday. Do you want some chocolate?" (most amazing teacher at my school. She's a lesbian and like all the gay kids have come out in her office at some point.)
"Oh. Ok. You know, I'm like really supportive of gay stuff."
"Ok."
"That's so coolweird. Are you sure? Are you SURE?" (best guy friend. pretty homophobic but he tries.)
"welcome to the club"
"You told Ari before me!!"(Her brother knew before she did. She flipped out a little)
I also have teacher with AMAZING gaydar, he knew I was gay before I did. So I didn't really come out to him, but I told his daughter who I'm friends with that she could tell him and she said "he guessed 3 months ago and he told me he thought you were gay and after you came out to me I told him you were." I was like "thanks?"

When I told my mum, she was like "So What?" Then she started the whole "OH It's ok son, I know loads of gay people, it's ok....." Ha she asked me if I had a boyfriend

Here's some of what I got:

(After I told my best friend, who's a girl)
"OMG! OMG! Really?! OMG!" *big hug* "Do you have a guy yet?!"
(Told my best guy friend)
"Dude, you like dudes?" *I nod**awkward pause* "so, what kind of dudes?" (God bless him, he tries )
(My theatre teacher found out through a normal conversation)
"Really? I'd be happy to refer you to be in MULTICO (a multi-cultural acting troupe at my school), I mean, bisexual and Latino is perfect!"
(Told my mom)
"It's a phase, don't worry...you'll get better" (she likes to think I'm straight)
(Told my gay cousin)
"You're one of us now...well, halfway there."
(Told my friend, who is also bisexual)
"Well, let's meet up tonight for some 'coffee' then." (The guy's amazing, haha)

But my favorite one was when I told my OTHER best friend, who is a guy:
"That's what they all say. One minute they're all 'oh, look, I'm bisexual!' then the next they change their mind, run off with a chick, and leave me waiting on a cold bus station in the freezing snow of early January!" (I guess you'd have to be there to understand, really, but he went off on a tangent xD)

Well I got what I consider quite a patronising response after I told my mom : " Well you have a lot of male rolemodels so think things through" she's fine now though : )

1st person
Dad

'ok, i'm glad you could tell me, i know that was difficult...you really make me proud of you'

2nd person
Bitch

'HAHAHAHA!'

3rd person
Oldest friend

absolutely nothing, she was waiting for me to carry on with the convo lol, it didn't even think she'd heard lol

4th person
one of best guy friends

'oh! i've got a gay mate! sound, ur sound with me Jordan'

5th person
one of best girl friends

again didn't react although there was significantly less clothing in the minutes after lol, she obviously felt very comfortable around me all of a sudden

6th person
another friend

'oh, i love gay guys...who d'ya fancy' LOL! XD

7th, 8th 9th & 10th people (at a party

'oh, cool'
'cool, feel bad for u tho, there's no gay guys here for u to get off with'
'it's well good how u can just come out with it and just say 'yeah, i am' that's really awesome...' (he was very drunk but you get the idea of what he was trying to say)
'i think you're really brave, love you Jordan' (aww, and a more succinct version of the above lol)

and there are other peeps dotted around who know but i haven't talked to them about it

but rlly i've had a great response, from which i've got an even greater respect for my friends and alo from my friends, it's been good