ive gotten tons of these

"YAY! NOW I HAVE A GAY FRIEND!"

"How long have you been gay?"

"So who do you like?"

"That's cool, I have a gay (uncle)"

"What made you want to be gay?" (asses)

"REALLY!? So what do you think of (certain guys)

"Do your parents know?"

"I don't have any problems with gay people, as long as they don't hit on me or anything."

and "LET'S GO SHOPPING!!"

=|

Haha! Some of those are absolutely hilarious!

I got some of the above and a few classics:

"What makes you think you're gay?" (my mum)
"He's too camp to be gay" (my friend's mum in a discussion about who in our friendship group was most likely to be gay - this is hilarious because she still doesn't know and thinks I'm straight)
"Great, so my first boyfriend was gay" (my ex-girlfriend, who is incredibly supportive and fine with the whole thing)
"Do you fancy Calum?" - Calum is this uber-hot guy at school. I didn't even try and pretend on this one

And a great little snippet of coming out conversation:

Me: I need to tell you all [about 8 friends] something...
Much trauma and me going "I can't say it" about 20 times
Me: I'm gay
Friends: We know
Many hugs, reassurance etc. etc. while everyone looks thoroughly unsurprised
Friends: You can't surprise us that easily
Friend: So who do you fancy?
Me: Tom
Friends: biggest looks of surprise EVER

i got

"oh my god, thats so cool, why cant i be gay"

and

"oh my god, i can't be your friend anymore, you might fancy me" - bloody ignorant bitch.

and also

"gay people are a freak of nature"

I haven't came out yet (well, except to one of my friends.... but not everyone), and by the sounds of it, it's going to be hell! Lmfao, do you seriously have to know what you're going to say?

And, what if you came out to another gay person? Like, I have a lesbian friend, and I've been wondering what she'd say to me!

I was given,

"Are you like serious? Okay"

lol she thought I was joking at first

I've had so far...

"aww..." *hugs* "you can be my gay friend"
"really? do you want to talk about this"
" *silence* you're so brave, I love you and I'm proud of you"
" Really?... "
"I have a headache... oh I still love you, it doesn't matter to me you're still one of my best friends"

"ahh right. when did all this happen. i've already accepted it i was just wondering when you'd get there" gotta love friends
"oh god is that it, i thought you were gonna say you had cancer!"
*laughs and then falls over* "that explains it" (she was drunk, lol)

I've told three people, therefore have had three reactions.

1. Chloe = ( for three seconds) ..."Awesome! Give me a hug."

2. Sylvie = ( the entire time)

3. My mom = "oh honey, are you sure? You're 15, your hormones are flippin' and floppin' all over the place, give it a while and then get back to me babe okay thanks."

All of them accepted it really quickly though.<br /><br />Post edited by: MadFan, at: 2007/11/09 15:58

Here are some of the things my friends said, well the things that stick out in my mind now.

&quot;We have to go shopping! No wonder you loved Abercrombie!&quot; &lt;---- Vickitoria

&quot;That's okay man, we're still friends&quot; &lt;----- Kevin

&quot;So have you had sex yet?&quot; &lt;----- Kaitlyn (Why is Gay automaticlly associated with sex for straight people?)

&quot;OMAGASH! I ALWAYS WANTED A GAY FRIEND&quot; &lt;--- Joy

&quot;My ex-boyfriend was gay&quot; &lt;--- Nadia (&lt;3 Love that hoe)

~~~~~

Well those are mine
Hopefully my parents are nice about it. Some of what your parents said was really harsh.
*Scared*

Not now Ive gotta headache - best mate who thought i was jokin
Still waiting for you to laugh in my face and say ur jokin - Another mate 2 weeks later
You cant be gay, look at Glen (very camp lad) then look at you - Quite a few people
Your too macho to be gay - why thank you

Then when finally people accepted I was (still a few who think im still takin the piss);

Come with me now, I'll make you straight - No thanks love (random girl in the school)
You give or recieve? - Give me your bank details was the reply
Whats Lee and a radiator got in common......both get turned on by nobs - Said in light heart of course
And all that soppy your still the same person stuff.

Oh this one tickled me, good old Paul fat head shouts out (to the tune &quot;when a man loves a woman&quot; - When a man loves Lee Holman (my name obviously). Made me chuckle