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so here's how I dealt with some homophobia today:
today I was at a pastrami place called The Hat and some guy about mid 30s I suppose rudely ran into me on his way to get some utensils.
he was like "EXCUSE ME!"
so, I moved, and then when he walked by I heard him mutter "faggot"
so I *snapped* went into bitch mode
I turned around was said "um, excUSE ME?!" and I grabbed his collar, and said "could you repeat what you just said, because I'm pretty sure you said faggot, correct? Now, if you have a problem with that, say it to my face"
he was scared shitless, haha, it was very amusing, and he said "yea, I don't think you should get in my way"
so I went on "well, as you can see, I was a decent person and moved out of your way didn't I? What are you so scared of?! It's people like you that make the world miserable and afraid to be themselves. Get away from me"
I let go of his collar and walked away, he was at a loss for words, but was obviously about to say something, so I turned around and said "oh btw, you probably should go home and wash that shirt. I mean, Homosexual is contagious after all, right?"
and then everyone there clapped and yelled at him to leave, so he did
....yea, I still can't believe I did it.. but it felt SO good!
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