AHEM.... This should be fun.
You might be gay if.....:
1. You almost cried when you heard Cher retired.
2. You hate Barbra Streisand because of Cher.
3. Your favorite episode of Will and Grace is (you guessed it!) the one in which Cher guest stars.
4. You are male and actually own a Cher CD.
5. You're on this site.
6. You find the locker room bittersweet.
7. You thought "Right Where You Want Me" was Jesse McCartney's message to you saying he was gay and wanted your hot bod.
8. You can sing along to the rap section in "Fergalicious".
9. You can do a perfect imitation of Paris Hilton.
10. Your room has better interior designing than the entire house.
11. You've ever dressed up as Martha Stewart for a class project.
12. You've looked through last year's yearbook and subsequently determined who was hot and who was not, and you are male.
13. Your ratio of straight girl-to-guy friends is 10:1.
14. Your family members force you to come with them shopping so they don't buy the wrong outfit.
15. You nearly cried when your Cher CD broke.
16. You read this entire list and found the excessive Cher-talk humorous.
I love it. <3