Why you would want American guys is beyond me...
To a degree, we're pretty good. You have the preps which have to be fit. The jocks, which are mostly fit, but then again you have linemen

The punks, unless extreme are adorable, like spiky kittens.
I'm sorry I'm not funny, I'll try not to do that again.
Umm... we have the brains, which are not the dorky stereotypes that you may see in the movies. In fact, they're swell
But my preference lies in the British look, alot of us look to them for how to look.
I guess the grass is greener on the other side...or something like that.