Damn all you attractive queer British/American people! Why isn't anyone good in the colonies? (Except Stan, you're cute and all, but none of the words on your photos are real words. That's a problem you're going to have to look into)
This is me at my most deliberately unattractive:
Me all knackered out on the way back from some shitey school sports day I was forced to attend and "support" all my fellow students who never support me in anything. And look, someone put a cap on my head and took a photo while I was sleeping. How cute. Oh well, at least my bulbous nose looks half-good in this one:
This is me and OH MY GOD UNDERAGE DRINKING! I love that hat. I stole it off the owner because I don't like him anymore and he's a British, homophobic wanker. All you Britons should be glad that I have to put up with him in the antipodes and not you:
This is me and two straight twins, supposedly dressed as the Blues Brothers (I don't find them attractive - god damn army boys - but I like to keep them on their toes.):
And to leave on a good taste in the mouth, this is holy shit Cillian Murphy in Breakfast on Pluto. Uberhot, until he puts on the dress:

<br><br>Post edited by: Artiste, at: 2006/10/18 21:54