"Dear Daisy, I love giving head to my boyfriend, but I dont like the taste of his cum. I dont mind the taste of my own, but his tastes like soot and mustard. I dont know what to do, HELP!"

Firstly, my love, its Dominatrix Daisy, not Daisy, I havent taken it up the bum for 70 years whilst whipping shaven midgets to be called the name of a sweet smelling summer-time flower.Now, as for your disliking of salted man cream, all i have to say is, Smile and lap it up, 'cos no-one likes a spitter.