"would love to become your fulltime slaveboy as soon as possibly"
From Slaveboy, USA

Dear Slaveboy. It has come to my attention that you must have failed English at school rather dramatically. In fact i am certain that you did fail it. Like a cat with no neck trying to lick its own balls. Numero-Uno: full time is not one word. Secondly - "possibly" at the end of that sentence? Possibly not. Now onto slave boys - no vacancies at present. However if you are interested in being my personal hoochie-mama (like a PA but naked) then get in touch.