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Monday, 26 September 2005 |
Hello, There's this boy I love at school and I dont now what to do. I think his straight, his never said anything about his sexuality. We use to be friends but a rumor spred around saying Im gay and loved him and ever since his been avoiding me, but Im not sure wether he likes me or not. When I do see him he smiles at me. but when I walk up to him he always walks away.
KINGSLEY
Dear Kingsley,
Call this a hunch, but I don't think he's into you (YET). Here's what you should do..
Devise a plan where mysteriously your clothes fall away from your body, leaving you sweaty, naked, horny and ready to go. Scatter the floor with slippery soap bars while he's not looking, take a run up and accidentally slip into his bottom. If he doesn't scream I think you're in for a winner. If he does scream - call this a hunch - but maybe it wasn't to be.
 Try this one:
When you write to me, use your spell checker. My Grandma, just the other day, mastered the spell check for the first time. She died four years ago. If she can do it anyone can.
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