| My Greatest Achievement to Date: |
Joining the Circus :o) |
| Message to the people: |
F R A G I L E ! ¡ F R Á G I L !
T H I S W A Y U P
H A N D L E W I T H C A R E
Inside this box is the latest version of Optimist 75 - congratulations on your excellent choice! The new Optimist75 is sleeker, smarter and more user-friendly than ever before! More affectionate than a Tamagotchi, more amusing than a ventriloquist’s dummy and more fun than a blow-up doll, your new Optimist 75 is the perfect companion for those chilly winter evenings and long summer days. Scientifically proven to last up to ten times longer than competing brands!
In a market flooded by cheap and disposable plastic models, the Optimist 75 is specially designed for the discerning consumer.
WARM HAND WASH
NO IRONING NECESSARY (not yet, anyway)
* All claims made are highly suspect. The manufacturers will not be held responsible for any malfunction arising from the misuse of this product.
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| What kind of music do you like?: |
Anthing really |
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